Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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