New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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