There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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