I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
cat food counts as protein by the way
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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