Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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