If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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