Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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