At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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