I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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