she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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