You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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