I'm drive I can fine osifer
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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