Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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