new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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