As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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