So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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