Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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