I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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There's always time for handjobs
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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