I seem to have left my pride at pride
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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