called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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