well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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