Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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