she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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