you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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