you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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