god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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