Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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