gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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