I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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