I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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