when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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