put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
True but thats because hes a fetus.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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