Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Randomize
