So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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