I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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