i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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