So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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