gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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