Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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