Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You can't motorboat a personality
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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