I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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