You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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