Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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