Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
pray to the hookup gods
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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