Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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