They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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