I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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