It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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