I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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