I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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