the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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