Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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