Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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