If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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